Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hi kids. I'm having a hallowe'en crisis. Plus Sarah just called and apparently the key to our house is missing. yes, we only have one key between the two of us and about 8 sweaty work men. I'm currently on Brett's saggy scratchy o-so-comfortable couch hijacking his internet. HA.
so the crisis is this: what should i be for hallowe'en?! these are the suggestions so far: Boudicca, cat woman, farmer...
let me know what you think

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Hey bros. Ya'll will be happy to know that last night I slept in my own room (with no one else in it) for the first time in 2 months. It's not like I'm in a relationship either, I just get around a lot. Anyways I am still relying on the kindnesses of others. I am on Brett's computer right now, using their washing machine and their oven while they are out buying mouse traps. which I don't entirely agree with but whatevah. i'm not really in a position to judge right now.
And I am one tired bunny. Left the house by 8 o'clock this morning.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

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well folks. I've been homeless now for one week. and lovin' it.
here is picture I just stole from Bretts computer. More later

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Hefty, Hefty Guns


hey gal pal. I have been very promiscuous lately. As in three different beds in three different nights. And I keep meeting people (mostly boys) with interesting names. Sam, Malcolm, Jaeger, (like the drink- he was Russian with a German name, and a former gymnast) Aria (pronounced Are-ya) and Desmond. Plus this piercing guy who claims to have done something like 23000 piercings in his 20 (?) years of experience. He says he has pierced more people than anyone else on the island. He also had his level two reiki, which is cool. And no i did not get anything pierced. I went with a friend who wanted to get his ears pierced, which is cool I guess.

I've been doing this thing where I try to have a conversation with a complete stranger at least once a day. It is surprising the people you meet and the things you learn. Some old man at a coffee shop was explaining to us the history of Dobermans and how we should all become RNs. These engineers at the same coffee shop telling us that one didn;t go to school to be a RN, one went to school to learn about things they thought were interesting. What a wise, wise man.

Anyways, I'm going home for thanksgiving in... 4 hours! but I have to drag my suitcase around town for a bit first. If I have hefty guns the next time I see you don't be surprised.

Monday, October 4, 2010


Thought this was cool, embroidered it today. Now i am just waiting for the ukrainian feast.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

HI Mortimer


It's late, i just took some medicine to deal with this snotty nose and goopy shit flowing out of it and i'm sitting here wanting to copy you. I want to write in the blog tonight too. Lately i've been sick, i've been lame feeling, uninspiredun, and sketching dole 100% pure orange juice cans for fun.

I've been on omegle some lately, i've been reading cbc news some lately, and i've been sharing youtube videos with you some lately (as you know).

Deaths has sprung upon me! And here i am talking to smoking-Argentinian men who graffiti s (too cool for school right? Other then the smoking part...)
Death has sprung upon me! And here i am talking to a polish man, named Pawel, who has a secret romance with a girl he won't tell me about. How lame right?
Death has sprung upon me! And here, i am here. With a cat named baby on my lap, writing this. I feel i should be doing something useful. Like painting that fence in my ?front yard? a cool image and then taking a picture for to judge it. I don't think i should ever do that, but if i would ever... I hope you would be impressed.

I am leaving you with a picture that reminds me slightly of another picture i put in my secret-journal while i was in montreal, waking up, and drinking tea at 7am.
Enjoy.

I Don't Like Their Haircuts. At All

Okay fine I will write something. it's almost October and for some reason I want to press shift everytime I hit the period button> it looks like I can't finalize any sentence ever.
But anyway> I am taking this writing class called "a writers world in books and film" where we basically learn about a certain writer for three hours and then watch a movie based on them or something they wrote. So we just did Virginia Woolf and next week we are watching the Hours. Everytime I come out of there I feel like I should be writing epic poetry (or in this case feminist non-fiction) and/or drowning myself in a river with stones in my pockets. I found the Bell Jar (after about 20minutes of wandering the stacks, too proud to use a computer to search up the code... too dumb to figure out the crazy system the library has of shelving) And the pages are marred by all these notes of pseudo-intellectuals who are reading waaaay too much in to half the things she says, if you ask me.
Anyway today was probably one of the most embarrasing times of the year. I walked around for like 1/2 hour with a LOT of blood on the back of my pants. Nobody told me either. I was just 'that chick' with bloodstains in unlikely places for no apparent reason, because Believe Me, I was wearing stuff down there. Lets not talk about it.