waiting for the right time to pull it out and put it on the table

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Today the new girl at work informed me that although there is a lot of funding available for Masters degrees, if you get one in Geography it will be completely useless. Luckily land masses aren't my thing.
Today I bought 5 books on credit from selling about 15. However I am still not getting laid.
 Learned what the French word foutre means. Won't write it here.