As i was browsing through McSweeney's, i came across this hilarious section of food reviews, here's one that caught my chuckle:
Sugarless Tropical TwistTrident Chewing Gum
Submitted by Sam de Silva
While browsing through old journal entries, I came across this snippet from Monday, September 26, 2005:
The expectations of my family are more suffocating than I thought they would be. On a brighter note, Tropical Twist Trident gum now comes in an "E-Z close" pack ... It's the little things.
Seriously. This stuff is superb.
Here's the link to the section: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/