Let's create the buroughs.

I just had this genius idea of splitting up oceanside in boroughs and using that as our secret way of figuring out where to go. It will be our thing. We will eventually start using it in the novels we write, and the good majority won't know what hit them. I'll draw out a map for you, maybe mail it to you for the original plans, and see if you agree with it? Let's hope this can work ( it will be like using the word dragonfly for sex in grade 5).

Other then that, how was your night? Mine was super cool, but also pretty lame- ill tell you the happy stuff first. I am now a proud owner of a rainbow swEATER, and this pretty flower shirt that will eventually impress the boy i'd like to impress one day.

Bad news? A girl from my group, Cassie, shes from bc :( is leaving. So the skies are gray for her. And its then it's down to 10.

A Pot Of Gold Or A Rising Sun

Hey Sharky Shark. yes Uni has been treating me tightly, so tightly I may just explooooooode. ha.

Anyways I like the video you posted, I definetly thought that there would be more people at that pillow fighty thing. Anyhow I like how you can hear you kind of quietly chuckle/laugh-gasping in the background. Your friend Scott sounds nice. Where is he from again? You should invite him to visit us in Vic sometime. And your Boots and Ass friend, whatever that means.

So I just finished writing this half-assed english paper (last one!!) about this girl's dad is treated like her son, and is living in this fantasy land, and everyone is secretly jealous of this. Not sure if it makes sense outside of my head yet, maybe I shouldn't have waited to start until the day of, eh? Mr. Mueller is supposedly coming for a visit today, and staying until thursday. Which is nice I guess. Gonna show him the houseeeee. Which Laura has started calling "M's crack-shack" thanks a dozen. Anyways this whole week is going to be weird because it is the last one! wowee. Not sure if I am ready to go back to Pville and work steady the rest of the summer. Even going back for Easter was boring as hell, luckily I'm sick so I didn't notice as much. But seriously. Gonna go see if the whistling man is done cleaning the loo.

Car-MAN!

While things are melting it seems on the west coast (relationships with really good looking Persian man, who seems to be halting things and putting up really hard barriers of rocks and wooden walls, for me to jump over) here on the east coast, things are moving at a slow-cooker speed. Camille and I just made silk tofu coconut and bananers mousses for tonights dinner, and the lunch time rush is none existent, I'm sitting here with a glass of milk, looking at home and apartment ideals that hipsters and artists alike have posted. Just for me. The groups leader is down the table laughing at my results in a Cosmo magazine and headlines.."Boots to bad ass". Shes adorable Mortimer. Theres this picture on the metro, of a shark eating a seal, and we have this vision of photoshopping her into the image, where she is jumping off a greenpeace boat, into the mouth of the shark, stealing the seal away mid grasp and roundhouse kicking the shark in the face. My favorite line involving her is what Scott, my friend said about her.. "Unless your friend has wings, she is not as cool as you."

Hope University is treating you tightly.

How many times can you use paper planes?

More then ten. At least.
I'm in bed right now, regretting the fact that i sold my pillow today for 15 dollars at this nutso thrift store, to a crazy man who said, next time we come on over, we should wear pjs and he will help undress us (no lie mortimer...)
So today was that day of the ultimate pillow fight, here in montreal, down in philipps square, on st catherines, and it was a glorious sunny day, where it was sweaty and things were really nice, so nice that after smashing people with pillows with pillows we went an had some good ben and jerrys. I need to start saving up the money, because, even though the pajama pants im wearing right now are cool, were they worth it? I'm still undescided.

It Was 2002 And You Needed Reminding To Stay Alive

So I am writing this paper about Jewish betrothal rings for art history, of all things (check out the picture! The little roof thing on top opens!) and my mind keeps wandering all around. This is where it ended up. I went to the library downtown and got some CDs out. Annnnd I have met this guy that is a friend of a friend 3 times and never has he been sober. I guess 3 times isn't that many, but seriously... I wonder what he is like without drugs and alcohol. Hmm

So I might have mono. Great. Symptoms include: swollen lymph nodes, mild fever yesterday, lack of apetite, sore throat, sore joints, major headache, ear ache, abnormal amounts of burps. So if there is a doctor on the premesis... care to make a diagnosis? Last person I know who was told by a doctor "you might have mono" turned out to have cancer. Which is worrying.

Sad to say, i'm on my way, and i wont be back for many a day

Everyday i'm still amazed how nice the houses are here and how the stairs twist up into something nice. Like the top floor.
On sunday i went into this record store (thats on the street that has mount royal metro?) and found this "le petit prince" record, and since it was only five dollars, i was like hey! gotta have this, both my little brother and i could relate to it too. Actually, anyone who has a basic knowledge in french literature and likes to think about a crazy army man in he forest could enjoy it. All the same, that day, i didnt get it, because a friend told me "Nah... i can get that for you for free at the thrift store" and just now, i can home to it on my bed, which is awesome, because i like surprises. And now i'm listening to harry belafonte, just because i was thinking of old records and he was the first. Him and Dean.

Sad to say, i'm on my way, and i won

They Got A Name For The Winners Of The World, I Wanna Name When I Lose

So last night 20ish people from my building went on a beach adventure. We had a bonfire on this secluded bay off some really creepy, shadowy road. My spirits rose 60% just from running down this dark lane in the middle of the night, like old times. I still smell like campfire. It wasn't as fun as bonfires I have had with people I know and love, mostly because no one did anything incredibly stupid, and the few people who did go swimmings were kind of wimpy about it and screamed the whole time. No pop cans were hidden in the embers 'just to see what would happen' no one jumped off of really tall things just for kicks. we didn't make friends with any randoms wandering the beaches, I didn't even get that dirty. People sat around talking about there majors and people they had met at parties named Gordo, and after an hour most of us called it quits in favour of some paper or other due the next day.

I was nice though, I guess.

What Else Can I Write, I Don't Have The Right

Fancy that. I also have an insane headache. It feels like the walls of my head are pushing in from all sides.

Anyways today I went on a bike ride with our friend Zoola, and we went up and down the rocky hills of Cadboro Bay trying to find this bike path that I guess doesn't really exist beause we never quite got there. And I went to a tea party from 3 to seven with the english course union. We played all these random games, one of them being Balderdash, which is suprisingly fun. Actually the people in the union are all basically their own version of the mad hatter. I have not laughed that hard in soooo long, it was nice. And... I don't know if this is racist or not, or just race- aware, but I got my first hug from a black man today. I'm only realizing this now, Actually I don't think I've ever been hugged by a guy wearing skinny jeans either, or anyone from South Africa, considering I only know two. So there you go, A multi-cultured hipster hug.

And Shark I have met surprisingly few cartoonists here, whereas there seems to be unlimited actors. We should just do it ourselves

Did you improve on the design? Did you do something new?

NO Lupe Fiasco, no i did not. I did volunteer at mcgill all day nearly though. We helped with this uncharted waters workshop thingy, and i got to see a workshop on water bottles and how much hell they bring us- to say the least, it takes three liters of water to make a one liter of bottled water, and then 3-5 barels of water for every barel of oil. Isnt that crazy? I know right.

Right now i have this stupid headache, and it isn't helping that there is something like 22 people in the house right, because another group wanted to stay the night and we were like yeah yeah, why not. So, as i write this right now, the walls are telling me all their secrets and because they are so thin (the walls) they could potentially, in theory hear mine, but my mouth is shut right now.

I found this cool picture of a design option we could do for our walls? Yeh and Nay? Lets find some good looking comic book boy artists who can do it for me? and you? You can start looking for them mortimer- because i know you dont have much going on, just university. :P